Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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