Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
from now on my penis is your penis
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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