I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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