He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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