Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
