So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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