isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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