This girl is more easily done than said...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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