She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
