I'm eating all of the evidence.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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