On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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