Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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