We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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