she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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