Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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