I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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