i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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