I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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