you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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