my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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