i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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