What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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