We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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