I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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