I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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