I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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