Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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