Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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