As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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