Dual....:-)
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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