My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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