Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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