Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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