East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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