Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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