So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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