I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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