I'm jealous of your bromance
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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