OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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