I heard we made out
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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