his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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