HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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