i don't like sucking hair
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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