Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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