I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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