we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She told me I should be a condom model.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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