she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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