You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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