theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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