U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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