do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
