Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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