Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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