im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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