i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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