id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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