therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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