so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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