making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm always down for nudity.
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